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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The University of Maryland’s Premier Stand-Up Comedy Racket.</description><title>Off the Wall at UMD</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @offthewallumd)</generator><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/</link><item><title>Congrats to UMD Off the Wall members Shawn Mazzarone, Luke...</title><description>&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Congrats to UMD Off the Wall members Shawn Mazzarone, Luke Wienecke, Harrison Baum, and Isaac Hirsch for making it to the finals of TBS/Rooftop Comedy’s National College Comedy Competition. Sadly, the team fell to Emerson.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Luke Wienecke’s set&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Isaac Hirsch’s set&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Harrison Baum’s set&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shawn Mazzarone doesn’t have his set from this competition. Instead, here is a video from his Youtube channel:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea-aAJ9SpA8"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea-aAJ9SpA8"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea-aAJ9SpA8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/23570788677</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/23570788677</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 19:01:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Congrats [Again]</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Congrats to Off the Wall members Luke Wienecke, Isaac Hirsch, Shawn Mazzarone, and Harrison Baum for advancing in the National College Comedy Competition! You can vote for them again starting on the 18th at tbs.com/college.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/21174798363</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/21174798363</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 18:35:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Congrats to current Off the Wall members Harrison Baum, Isaac...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzf700GAaY1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Congrats to current Off the Wall members Harrison Baum, Isaac Hirsch, Luke Wienecke, Brooke Friedman and Shawn Mazzarone for advancing in Rooftop Comedy and TBS’s National College Comedy Competition!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/17646820146</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/17646820146</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:52:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Off the Wall’s Current Roster will be performing with 30...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BAnUYI8Lo-8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall’s Current Roster will be performing with 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander on April 25, 2011 at the Grand Ballroom of the Stamp Student Union at the University of Maryland. Tickets are free for UMD students (just show up with ID) - doors are at 6 for a 7pm showtime!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4787023244</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4787023244</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>guests</category></item><item><title>Off the Wall will be hosting the first comedy open mic at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnun0yJxn1qi8qkbo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall will be hosting the first comedy open mic at &lt;strong&gt;Potbelly&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;em&gt;7422 Baltimore Ave&lt;/em&gt;) in College Park on &lt;strong&gt;Friday, April 15 from 6pm-8pm&lt;/strong&gt;. Sign-up through &lt;strong&gt;UMDOfftheWall@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt; or in-person (limited spots available). Material must be family-friendly and sandwich-positive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4614592578</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4614592578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 17:06:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A backstage video from the Off the Wall live show, Return to...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JaKD2UdCm9w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A backstage video from the Off the Wall live show, &lt;em&gt;Return to Siberia&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4556232394</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4556232394</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:28:20 -0400</pubDate><category>videos</category></item><item><title>Off the Wall Interviews: If You Weren’t Doing...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_KEM9QYDb7E?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall Interviews: &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;If You Weren’t Doing Stand-Up…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4556213092</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4556213092</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:27:14 -0400</pubDate><category>videos</category></item><item><title>OTW Members Present and Past</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Off the Wall  - Fall 2011&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Harrison Baum (Fall 2010 - 3 semesters)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Isaac Hirsch (Fall 2010 - 3 semesters)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Kevin Klenkel (Spring 2010 - 4 semesters)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Perth! (Spring 2010 - 4 semesters)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Advisor: Vish Bhatt (Spring 2008 - 8 semesters)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;!-- more --&gt; 
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;OTW Showcase Alumni:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tim Gray (Spring 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Hugh McAdorey (Spring 2008/Fall 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Steve Shafran (Spring 2008/Fall 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Adam Fishbein (Spring 2008/Fall 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Gregory Michael Hood (Spring 2008/Fall 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Josh Baker (Fall 2008) &lt;br/&gt;Ben Winter (Fall 2008)&lt;br/&gt;Brittany Borghi (Spring 2008 - Spring 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Todd Mathers (Spring 2008 - Spring 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Dan Benamor (Fall 2008/Spring 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Charlie Meyrick (Fall 2008/Spring 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Joe Welkie (Spring 2008 - Fall 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Atif Myers (Spring 2008 - Fall 2009) &lt;br/&gt;Sam Nassau (Spring 2010, Fall 2010) &lt;br/&gt;Rami Salman (Spring 2010) &lt;br/&gt;Lou Applebaum (Spring 2008 - Spring 2010) &lt;br/&gt;Vish Bhatt (Spring 2008 - Spring 2010) &lt;br/&gt;Justin Cousson (Spring 2008 - Spring 2010)&lt;br/&gt;Eric Owusu (Fall 2010 - Spring 2011)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4396124496</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4396124496</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:59:00 -0400</pubDate><category>members</category></item><item><title>The official flier for Off the Wall: Return to Siberia.
Artwork...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8xd96t1I1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The official flier for Off the Wall: Return to Siberia.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Artwork by Perth O’duibhdiorma.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4395728277</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4395728277</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:41:33 -0400</pubDate><category>fliers</category></item><item><title>Vintage Off the Wall flier from March 2009 - art by Charlie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8u4sT8Tu1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vintage Off the Wall flier from March 2009 - art by Charlie Meyrick and Justin Cousson, blood by Justin Cousson.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4394387509</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4394387509</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>fliers</category></item><item><title>Off the Wall go to boot camp in this preview clip from Off the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/38ysgfxcHH8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall go to boot camp in this preview clip from &lt;em&gt;Off the Wall: Return to Siberia&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;Sun. April 10. 6pm. Hoff Theater.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4370320064</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4370320064</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>videos</category></item><item><title>Off the Wall gets asked the burning question, “If you were...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mKhKEg3JB2k?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall gets asked the burning question, “If you were a rapper, what would your rap name be?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A preview clip from &lt;em&gt;Off the Wall: Return to Siberia&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;Sun. April 10. 6pm. Hoff Theater.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4369845662</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4369845662</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>videos</category></item><item><title>Off the Wall are asked what their families think of their...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2yL0XcV6p0Q?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off the Wall are asked what their families think of their comedy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A preview clip from &lt;em&gt;Off the Wall: Return to Siberia&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;Sun. April 10. 6pm. Hoff Theater.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4370001571</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4370001571</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>videos</category></item><item><title>Matt Baetz, as seen on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iWjhZNHYXCY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matt Baetz, as seen on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, will be featured at April 4th’s Off the Wall show, &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Off the Wall on Broadway&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;. Hosted by Kevin Klenkel, the show will also feature Tyler Richardson (Calgary Funnyfest). 8pm doors. Stamp Student Union Atrium.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4369161510</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4369161510</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:01:00 -0400</pubDate><category>guests</category><category>videos</category></item><item><title>OTW’s Harrison Baum, Perth O’duibhdiorma and Eric...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8xapyIpD1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8xapyIpD1qi8qkbo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8xapyIpD1qi8qkbo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OTW’s Harrison Baum, Perth O’duibhdiorma and Eric Owusu performing at TBS’s National College Comedy Competition in March 2011.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4395696684</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4395696684</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:40:00 -0400</pubDate><category>photos</category></item><item><title>OTW’s Kevin Klenkel, Vish Bhatt, Justin Cousson, Harrison...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9h2wSTv21qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OTW’s Kevin Klenkel, Vish Bhatt, Justin Cousson, Harrison Baum, Isaac Hirsch and Barack Obama with Gabriel Iglesias (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing). March 2011.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4407002579</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4407002579</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:47:00 -0500</pubDate><category>photos</category></item><item><title> 
Kevin James Klenkel
Off the Wall Since Spring 2010
Other Known...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljccz8xXDy1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kevin James Klenkel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Off the Wall Since Spring 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;Other Known Aliases: KLENKEL3000, Angel Eyes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Birthday:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; 01/11/91&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hometown:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; Bowie, Maryland&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Stats:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;-6 feet tall runnin it all&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Pokemon Master&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Fun at parties&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Blinks regularly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kevin Klenkel is on the prowl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Where to begin with a man like Kevin Klenkel?&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He wears many hats, that of the lover, the fighter, and the comedian.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He also can sometimes be seen sporting an actual hat.&lt;span&gt;  Some p&lt;/span&gt;eople think he is before his time, others think he was born too late, but the doctor insisted that when he was born that was the time he was born.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;He lives like a king, if the king had no money, power, or influence on the delicate workings of the state.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;At 13 he moved to the ass end of nowhere but now he’s back. Back, back and we’re glad he’s back—he had to slay a dragon, kill a giant, and fix a wagon. Wage a war, feed the world, and stamp out sin.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In the daytime he was never in.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;but now he’s moved to Stand up comedy and things will never be the changed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Likes: That kid, he’s cool.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;America.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Staying alive (both the action and to a lesser extent the song).&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Electronico zapatos.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dislikes: people who wear belts and suspenders at the same time. Coffee. Mayonnaise. Hipsters. Communists.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Did You Know?:&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That sailing the seven seas is not as satisfying as you would expect.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;Influences:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Steven Wright&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Louis C.K.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- David Cross&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Harland Williams&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Hang on to your ego- Brian Wilson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Illmatic is supreme ill. Its as ill as it gets.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;That shit is a science of everything ill. - Nas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XQRMltIBLR0" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4442720203</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4442720203</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 12:11:00 -0500</pubDate><category>members</category></item><item><title>Sam Nassau
Featured Performer: Spring 2010, Fall...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljksb6VQxA1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sam Nassau&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Featured Performer: Spring 2010, Fall 2010.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“It sucks being called harmless. Girls don’t like “harmless” - girls like “dangerous’ - girls like “badass”, girls like…anal.” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cdnU_xmiZBs" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4573741194</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4573741194</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>alumni</category></item><item><title>Harrison Baum
Off the Wall since Fall 2010.
Other Known Aliases:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkkzxQUM21qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Harrison Baum&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Off the Wall since Fall 2010.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;Other Known Aliases: Dr. Harrison Baum, Pimpdaddy X, harrisonbaum.cock&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Birthday: unknown&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hometown: North Potomac, MD&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Stats:&lt;br/&gt;5’6 on a good day&lt;br/&gt;125 pounds&lt;br/&gt;11 inches&lt;br/&gt;Flame Pokemon, level 36&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some say I am a threat to society. I cannot confirm nor deny these accusations BUT IF YOU DO I’LL HAMMER YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In North Potomac born and raised&lt;br/&gt;On the playground was where I spent most of my days&lt;br/&gt;Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool&lt;br/&gt;And all playin some gameboy outside of school&lt;br/&gt;When my SAT scores came&lt;br/&gt;They were not too good&lt;br/&gt;Startin making trouble in my neighborhood&lt;br/&gt;I got in one big college and had to embark&lt;br/&gt;They said ‘You’re movin’ in with some druggies to College Park.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And now I do comedy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Likes:&lt;br/&gt;hammers&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dislikes:&lt;br/&gt;homeless people, feet&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did You Know?:&lt;br/&gt;No&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;Influences:&lt;br/&gt;Marijuana&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Quotes:&lt;br/&gt;“Solutions are not the answer.”- Richard Nixon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uCOKHuSVY1Y" frameborder="0" height="390" width="640"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4570517193</link><guid>http://umdoffthewall.net/post/4570517193</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>members</category></item><item><title>Isaac Blevins Hirsch
Off the Wall since Fall 2010
Other Known...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkjwlykwB1qi8qkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Isaac Blevins Hirsch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Off the Wall since Fall 2010&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Other Known Aliases: Gavin Davis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Birthday: Sometime, 1992&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hometown: Greenbelt, MD&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Stats:&lt;br/&gt;Height: 6’1”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Weight: 114 lbs. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Wait, Seriously?: Yes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Are You A Decomposing Corpse?: No&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;One sentence bio: Isaac Hirsch is not into the whole brevity thing. [alternatively, if Harrison chooses “Harrison Baum is a threat to society,” make mine also “Harrison Baum is a threat to society”]&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Isaac Hirsch has had a great interest in comedy ever since he learned to laugh, at the age of 8. [He is still learning to love.] He mostly tells short jokes that are not about him, either because he is boring or there are some horrible things about himself he doesn’t want you to know.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Likes:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Music you’ve never heard of, not because it’s underground or anything, just because it’s bad&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;-Jokes that are self-referential&lt;br/&gt;-Remember when I said I liked self-referential jokes? Wasn’t that funny?&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dislikes:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Talking with people at length, because it reveals I am a jerk or stupid or both&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-The strange high pitched hum in my room&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did You Know?:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-Isaac plays quizbowl, which means he knows a lot of trivia and academic stuff, but he was never very good at it, so he doesn’t know THAT much trivia?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;Influences:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/radiohead-denies-influencing-local-band,2730/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/radiohead-denies-influencing-local-band,2730/"&gt;http://www.theonion.com/articles/radiohead-denies-influencing-local-band,2730/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Quotes&lt;br/&gt;“Remember when I made that self-referential joke? Here’s another callback.”&lt;/p&gt;
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