Harrison Baum
Off the Wall since Fall 2010.
Other Known Aliases: Dr. Harrison Baum, Pimpdaddy X, harrisonbaum.cock
Birthday: unknown
Hometown: North Potomac, MD
Stats:
5’6 on a good day
125 pounds
11 inches
Flame Pokemon, level 36
Some say I am a threat to society. I cannot confirm nor deny these accusations BUT IF YOU DO I’LL HAMMER YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.
In North Potomac born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all playin some gameboy outside of school
When my SAT scores came
They were not too good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one big college and had to embark
They said ‘You’re movin’ in with some druggies to College Park.
And now I do comedy.
Likes:
hammers
Dislikes:
homeless people, feet
Did You Know?:
No
Influences:
Marijuana
Quotes:
“Solutions are not the answer.”- Richard Nixon
