Off the Wall at UMD

Isaac Blevins Hirsch

Off the Wall since Fall 2010

Other Known Aliases: Gavin Davis

Birthday: Sometime, 1992

Hometown: Greenbelt, MD

Stats:
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 114 lbs. 
Wait, Seriously?: Yes
Are You A Decomposing Corpse?: No

One sentence bio: Isaac Hirsch is not into the whole brevity thing. [alternatively, if Harrison chooses “Harrison Baum is a threat to society,” make mine also “Harrison Baum is a threat to society”]

Isaac Hirsch has had a great interest in comedy ever since he learned to laugh, at the age of 8. [He is still learning to love.] He mostly tells short jokes that are not about him, either because he is boring or there are some horrible things about himself he doesn’t want you to know.

Likes:
-Music you’ve never heard of, not because it’s underground or anything, just because it’s bad
-Jokes that are self-referential
-Remember when I said I liked self-referential jokes? Wasn’t that funny?

Dislikes:
-Talking with people at length, because it reveals I am a jerk or stupid or both
-The strange high pitched hum in my room

Did You Know?:-Isaac plays quizbowl, which means he knows a lot of trivia and academic stuff, but he was never very good at it, so he doesn’t know THAT much trivia?

Influences:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/radiohead-denies-influencing-local-band,2730/

Quotes
“Remember when I made that self-referential joke? Here’s another callback.”