Kevin James Klenkel
Off the Wall Since Spring 2010
Other Known Aliases: KLENKEL3000, Angel Eyes
Birthday: 01/11/91
Hometown: Bowie, Maryland
Stats:
-6 feet tall runnin it all
- Pokemon Master
- Fun at parties
- Blinks regularly
Kevin Klenkel is on the prowl.
Where to begin with a man like Kevin Klenkel? He wears many hats, that of the lover, the fighter, and the comedian. He also can sometimes be seen sporting an actual hat. Some people think he is before his time, others think he was born too late, but the doctor insisted that when he was born that was the time he was born. He lives like a king, if the king had no money, power, or influence on the delicate workings of the state. At 13 he moved to the ass end of nowhere but now he’s back. Back, back and we’re glad he’s back—he had to slay a dragon, kill a giant, and fix a wagon. Wage a war, feed the world, and stamp out sin. In the daytime he was never in. but now he’s moved to Stand up comedy and things will never be the changed.
Likes: That kid, he’s cool. America. Staying alive (both the action and to a lesser extent the song). Electronico zapatos.
Dislikes: people who wear belts and suspenders at the same time. Coffee. Mayonnaise. Hipsters. Communists.
Did You Know?: That sailing the seven seas is not as satisfying as you would expect.
Influences:
- Steven Wright
- Louis C.K.
- David Cross
- Harland Williams
Quotes
- Hang on to your ego- Brian Wilson
- Illmatic is supreme ill. Its as ill as it gets. That shit is a science of everything ill. - Nas
