Jonathan Steven Purvish “Vish” Bhatt Michaels
Featured Performer: Spring 2008-Spring 2010. Creative Consultant - Fall 2010 - Present.
Essential Statistics:
Birthday: 04/30 The Jurassic
Hometown: Owings Mills, Md.
Height: 6″
Vish Bhatt is a hunk.
Plucked from the SEE Comedy Competition in late February 2008, Vish Bhatt was one of Off the Wall’s most-consistent performers, operating behind an impenetrable barrier of calm determination that landed him a spot in DC’s inaugural Bentzen Ball Comedy Festival, where he performed alongside Nick Thune, Laura Silverman and Reggie Watts.
Outside of that, he is the cutest racist shy alcoholic nerdy Indian transformer you will ever meet.
Don’t call him “Purv” unless you are female, lying in bed with him and topless.
He is known to practice his fake British accent on innocent bystanders and strangers at parties.
Likes: Food, acting, comedy, climbing Mt. Everest, plagiarizing essays, insulting people of various backgrounds.
Dislikes: chores, movement, words, racism, people who assume he is Native American.
Influences
Frequently Used Phrases
“Thank you, you’re very sexy as well.”
“That’s what Hitler said.”
